Hubris
Reblogged from c0ldlungs, Posted by livalskare.
Reblogged from epic-humor, Posted by epic-humor.

i-mnotbrokenjustbent:

elouvator:

moshingwithyourmom:

elouvator:

why do guys think girls wear makeup for them do u honestly think i spent $20 on a blush to make ur dick hard calm down

Then please explain why you do wear make up Hm?

this might surprise u but people sometimes do things for themselves

Besides sex and making out ruin makeup anyway, so believe me, guys are pretty much never the reason

softmikus:

yeah good grades are cool and all but have you ever had a good night sleep

(Source: sylvehun)

Reblogged from pizza, Posted by joeseline.

beesmygod:

evitron:

google boob

fbi put your hands in the air

stevenfresco:

i may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented i forgot where i was going with this

Reblogged from king-faded, Posted by 4gifs.
wifflesgiraffy:

silverie-stitches:

lusoric:

gallowscalibratorh3h3:

……WHATS SAD IS I HAVE SEVERAL GREAT GUYS I GAME WITH AND THEYA RE SWEETHEARTS AND NOT THE ASSHOLES WHO MAKE FUN OF FEMALE GAMERS
AND I ONCE DID THIS AND OMG I WAS LIKE COVERED WITH AMO AND I LAUGHED ALL
'AWW YEEEA MY MAN WHORES KNOW HOW TO KEEP MAMA HAPPY'
AND I SWEAR THEY LAUGHED SO MUCH ONE CHOKED ON A CIGARETTE LKSDHFLHK

At first I thought this was going to be one of those “gamer girl” posts about how “girls suck at video games lolzor” and I was like ugh, running out of ammo is a normal thing it doesn’t make you bad gamer and being a girl doesn’t make you a bad gamer. THEN I SAW THE REST OF THE GIF OMF



this whole post is full of cute omg
Reblogged from queenjacksonn, Posted by fuckmestupid.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police