Hubris

astound:

Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours 

Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine

Reblogged from sois-canard-et-tais-toi, Posted by x-lu.

officialwhitegirls:

*tries to make a joke on this website* 

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(Source: officialwhitegirls)

Reblogged from sois-canard-et-tais-toi, Posted by arwelle.

nintendoggystyle:

what beautiful weather outside im gonna close the curtains

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

the only people that like me live THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY FROM ME wtf

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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Reblogged from burntlashes, Posted by shannonmiller.
Reblogged from iamnamelessgem, Posted by lindsayvictorialee.
Reblogged from suicidegirls, Posted by acheronian-aesthetic.
suicidegirls:

acheronian-aesthetic:

Riae

riae.suicidegirls.com
Reblogged from m-ildawn, Posted by glitteria.

"I eat flowers, because you are what you eat, and I want to be beautiful."
Reblogged from intensional, Posted by ronswansoning.
alri9ht:

Is IKEA even real